March 2012
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Finish the sentence: Jennifer Lawrence is...
our queen.
Prim: I wished I looked like you..
Katniss:
Me: Same.
Anonymously assume something about me, and I'll... →
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I'm working tonight at the cinema.
I’m really tired because yesterday we had a really big party for one of my best friend and I’m hangover as hell. But I’ll get to see parts of THG when I’ll have a little time between cleaning the rooms.
I’ll just have to survive the day in the editorial office then.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
petamelark:
i think by even picking up the hunger games books we all became capitol citizens.
i mean the blurb on the back is pretty vague. it basically tells us that a girl named katniss goes into the hunger games in place of her sister and that only one person came out alive because everyone else had to fight each other to the death.
so on first impressions, we would think that the book...
I'm Cato and you know it.
WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE ARENA THIS IS WHAT I SEE ALL THE TRIBUTES STOP AND RUN AWAY FROM ME I GOT A SWORD IN MY HAND AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
I’M CATO AND YOU KNOW IT.
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The archers of Henry III. had to pull 200 pounds...
I pull 30 pounds. Hardly. I guess I’m going to do pushups now.
d0wn-with-the-capitol:
Caesar Flickerman’s Theme...
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
Effie: I must have loved you a lot.
Mahogany: You did.
Reblog this if you have a crush on Jennifer...
iloveyoujhutch:
If Jennifer Lawrence is what our society considers fat I should probably never leave my house again.
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I work at The Explorer magazine but my diploma is...
Me: Maybe they are searching for the statics I've asked for and it's too much for the system. I don't know.
Boyfriend: Sure... The system broke because they are searching for statics.
Me: It's less suprising than you would think.
Me: I've killed National Geographic. I'm a ninja.
Boyfriend: You killed the competition of your magazine and now their print version is dying too.
Me: There's a reason why I'm the online editor in chief.
Internet people...
ms-basswaldorf:
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for magical people.
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Put one in my ask. (I know you won't but I want...
Dear Katniss,
Dear Peeta,
Dear Cato,
Dear Clove,
Dear Marvel,
Dear Glimmer,
Dear Rue,
Dear Thresh,
Dear Foxface,
Dear *any tribute*,
Dear Finnick,
Dear Annie,
Dear Johanna,
Dear Haymitch,
Dear Effie,
Dear Prim,
Dear Gale,
Dear Snow,
Dear Coin,
Dear Seneca,
Dear Cinna,
Dear *any one*,
Dear Lionsgate,
Dear Suzanne Collins,
if you want to offend me you basically have to put...
